Homophobic shirt for pets

I sense it ...

MOMMY AND ME, MATCHY MATCHY DOG SHIRT. 

- 100% combed ringspun cotton; heavy elastic rib knit

size chart: 

• Size M: Length 10.00 in, Height 7.24 in, Collar width 5.37 in
• Size L: Length 12.00 in, Height 8.23 in, Collar width 6.50 in
• Size XL: Length 15.50 in, Height 9.25 in, Collar width 9.00 in