God's Favorite Consumer T-Shirt

"We thank thee oh God, for consumerism,

to guide us in these uncertain days

We thank thee for sending credit cards

To lighten our wallets with CVC codes

We thank thee for every purchase

Bestowed by thy credit card

We feel it a pleasure to add to cart

And love to receive thy package"

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Relaxed fit. Printed on the comfy Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt. 100% cotton.